Toolik, as a Long Term Ecological Research Station, has a long history and has built up a plethora of traditions. For the 4th of July, each lab comes up with a theme, makes costumes, and performs a skit. The skits are judged by a team of Toolik staff members and the best are awarded prizes. The catch is that you only have two hours between the end of dinner at 7 and the beginning of the parade at 9 to get everything done. Our lab has quite a reputation for excellence when it comes to these important matters, and I’m glad to report that we didn’t disappoint.
Getting ready
For our Tundra War saga (see George using the “flux” on Jason), we won for best dance … errr… drama performance! Our prize is to choose a dessert for dinner one night. We still need to make the decision, there is quite a heated debate going on at the moment.The other labs put on awesome skits, here the Toolik staff skit recreated a very realistic Mayan human sacrificeProud KlingonsThe Landwater group! Everyone participated, even the Principal Investigators: George, Rose, Werner, and Beth In the back: Darth Vader (George), Obi Wan (Werner), Boba Fett (Michelle), Ewok (Katie) In the front: Yoda (Brittany), Princess Leia (Sara), Stormtrooper (Beth), Chewbacca (Colin), Text (Colleen), C3PO (me), R2D2 (Robert), Han Solo (Jason), Stormtrooper (Rose)
Touching the water! Notice all the rusty metal swimming in the water. Yum.
We made it to the Arctic Ocean!!
Caribou chowing down next to gas pipes
oolala, entering the restricted area!
A selection of the lovely vistas that Deadhorse has to offer. Notice the complete lack of life as we know it.
The end of the road…
On the road to Prudhoe, on the second photo you can see the Franklin Bluffs on the right.
On Sunday, I went with 5 of my labmates on a road trip to the Prudhoe Bay and the Arctic Ocean. I was very excited to dip my toes in this ocean that so few people have been to. Even the insistence of the Prudhoe Bay veterans that touching the water at Prudhoe was not something that I wanted to do, could not dampen my spirits. Why do you not really want to get the Arctic water on or near you? Because Prudhoe Bay is the largest oil and gas producer in the United States, and you have to pass through miles of oil wells and refineries to get to the ocean. Needless to say, the waters lapping up on these shores of industrial activity are not the cleanest. To even see the ocean, you have to take a tour of the oil fields. There’s only one road, and it goes to Prudhoe, there is physically no other way to even see the ocean without taking tour. So we signed up to take the tour.
On the road to Prudhoe. You can see Franklin Bluffs in the first picture on the right.
The trip up was about 2 hours and a half of dirt road and rolling tundra. The road follows the Sag river, short for Sagavarnirktok (I had to double check the spelling), through a very uniform landscape of flat green tundra. About half an hour before getting to Prudhoe, we pass the Franklin Bluffs, a long series of cliffs that were names for John Franklin, an explorer who apparently spotted the cliffs all the way from the ocean. We pass a mileage sign to Deadhorse. So I’m a little bit confused about our final destination, is it Prudhoe or Deadhorse? Deadhorse is the name of the “town” in Prudhoe bay. I put “town” in quotation marks, because it isn’t really a town. No one actually lives there permanently. But it has housing and facilities for the 3000+ seasonal workers that come to work in the oil fields. As we approached Deadhorse we could see the industrial facilities stretching out in a line on the horizon. It was enormous. Easy to understand that Prudhoe bay and Deadhorse blur into one big mass.
The end of the road…
As we were a little early for our tour, we first drove around to see what Deadhorse has to offer. As we soon discovered, it was not a whole lot. There is a general store, where we stopped to browse the selection of souvenirs that shamelessly take advantage of the ridiculousness of the town’s name. There is a dining hall. And, as a spectacular bonus, there’s a tanning salon. And that’s basically all the entertainment that Deadhorse has to offer. What it did have in abundance were a lot of prefrabicated boxy buildings, the purpose of which were hard to discover. I guess housing possibly? It was definitely a very weird place to be. It looked like a settlement on an alien planet. All these buildings were very colorful, but covered in a thick layer of dust. That and the lack of people milling about gave it a very ghost town feel. After buying our souvenirs, we walked around a little bit, trying unsuccessfully to find signs of life. I got the feeling that this would not be a very fun place to live, especially in the winter during 24 hour darkness. There’s really only so much tanning you can do.
We finally found Deadhorse Camp, a two-story derelict mustard building which served as housing for tourists, and waited for our tour to begin while watching a band of caribou frolic next to Dalton Highway. About 10 minutes after the tour was supposed to begin, a man in a blue jumpsuit presents himself as our tour guide and invites us to board a dust-covered minibus. Our final destination was the east docks, about 45 minutes away. The tour was quite interesting, the guide pointed out the functions of different buildings, told us about life working at Prudhoe (you get two weeks of daily 12 hour shifts then two weeks off, and you get paid a ridiculously high salary), and some tidbits about the hardships of working in the winter. I just couldn’t get over how vast the oil fields were. The west docks were so far away that rather than using the airport at Deadhorse, it is more economical for them to have their own airport. Crazy. It just went on and on and on.
After 45 minutes of driving past refineries and oil wells and gravel pits, we finally made it to a little spit of gravel that jutted out into the Arctic Ocean. I saw immediately that the warnings of my friends about the unsanitary nature of the water were not exaggerated. There were rusted barrels jutting out and who knows what else hidden in the water. But who cares, I was at the Arctic Ocean, a whole ocean that I had never seen before!! Pretty incredible. Once we were done admiring the view of the water and the refineries-dotted coastline, we piled back into the bus and headed back to Deadhorse. It was getting late, and we had seen what Prudhoe had to offer. Time to go back to Toolik.
While we were on the road, I thought about the oil fields and how revolting they were in their industrial opulence. But the ironic thing is, the road that made it possible for me to get to Toolik only exists because it is necessary for trucks to make the haul between Prudhoe and Fairbanks. Without the oil fields, there would be no reason to have such an extraordinarily high-maintenance road, and without the road, there is no way that Toolik could exist. A strange connection to have, but enabling awesome science slightly redeems Prudhoe in my eyes, even though it was unintentionally done.
Oolala, entering the restricted area!
Spotted in Deadhorse: Refineries and caribou chopping next gas pipelinesWe made it to the Arctic Ocean!
Its really funny that with all the sophisticated in stuff camp the TV is hooked up to a VHS player. I haven’t seen a wall of videos so big in many many years. We tried to watch a movie earlier today, and I was amazed by how hard it was to remember how to use it. What, you have to rewind the video, whaaaaat?? But we figured it out eventually. We are scientists after all 🙂
2. Off-path navigation is a necessary skill
Excepting the sites that are very close to camp, there are no paths between the other sites, which I guess makes sense, but it definitely makes walking between some of them a hit or miss situation. Traveling between sites usually prompted conversation like the following:
“Ummm, I think its a little bit more to right.”
“Over this hill… actually no.”
“I remember seeing a shrub on the way last time…I think.”
Usually this didn’t cause much circling, but some of the sites were a little out of the way. I was super impressed that Dustin and Sara knew where they were going. I certainly did not.
3. Bear spray is a real thing
On my first day of the I-series, camp radios us to ask if we have any bear spray. We don’t. I ask, what is bear spray? Do you spray it on yourself to make you unpalatable to bears? Does it create a person shaped decoy in the air that bears will go after instead of you?
Apparently, its highly concentrated pepper spray that you spray in the general direction of bears as they charge. First of all, I didn’t realize that this was actually a concern. But now that I knew about it, I started to get slightly concerned. Luckily we picked some bear spray from the LTREB group later in the day. So we’re all good!
Filtering away in the light dusting of summer snowJust a bunch of serious scientistsLovely lakes, give us our samples!